Alright lets get down and personal. Yesterday for the first time I tried a Brazilian wax. I was so nervous! Awhile back I was with my friend at this thing us people in San Pedro have called Music By The Sea and we bumped into her friends mom. We got onto the topic of waxing and she was telling us it is a must! But I was way to terrified to try something like that. I mean after all that is a sensitive area ya know?! Not only that but its bad enough I didn’t know how I felt about a strangers face all up in my pikachu, cookie, va jay jay..or what ever you want to call it.
I finally got the courage to set up an appointment. I was sitting there completely nervous. Things were going through my mind like what if I have the urge to pee, what if I accidentally kick her, what if she’s judging my vagina, or what if I accidentally fart LOL…you know just crazy thoughts. So I went to the restroom first because when I get nervous I have to tinkle. Then as I’m walking back into the waiting room a lady calls my name and I walk into the room.
The lady I had was Megan and she had so much personality. She talked to me the whole time and made me feel as comfortable as possible. As I laid on the table it hit me and I realized it was about to go down lol. I was really getting waxed! It went by pretty quickly. I felt comfortable and it wasn’t as painful as I imagined. I just might make this habit. And since I was a first time customer I only paid $21! That’s a steal!
It’s definitely a must! I don’t think I’ll ever buy another razor again! It was totally worth it. My skin feels SO soft and I feel so sexy! They can take off as much or as little as you want. Why didn’t anyone ever tell me how awesome waxing your pickachu is??!?!?
Yesterday my mom posted a picture on Facebook of my 5 year old brother Sam wearing a pair of shoes he picked out for his first day of preschool.
She explained to him in the store that they were really made for girls. Sam then told her that he didn’t care and that “ninjas can wear pink shoes too.”
Sam went to preschool and got several compliments on his new shoes. Not one kid said anything negative toward him about it.
However, my mom received about 20 comments on the photo from various family members saying how “wrong” it is and how “things like this will affect him socially” and, put most eloquently by my great aunt, “that shit will turn him gay.”
My mom then deleted the photo and told Sam that he can wear whatever he wants to preschool, that it’s his decision. If he wants to wear pink shoes, he can wear pink shoes.
Sam then explained to her that he didn’t like them because they were pink, he liked them because they were “made out of zebras” and zebras are his favorite animal :)
What does it say about society when a group of adults could stand to take a lesson in humanity from a class of preschoolers?